The Cattie and Lindsay Show

Characters

Lindsay Quintin: In the first Season, Lindsay is a 15 year old sweetheart who brings comedy to the series with her antics and stupidity. She always tries to see the best in people and things and disregards insults as compliments. In the Seaon 1 finale, the viewer learns that Lindsay believes she is dating a lightning bolt named Lighters.
Episode count: 20
First appearance: 1x1: Pilot

Cattie Maud: The other main character in Season 1, 15 year old Caitlyn "Cattie" Maud is the smart one. She is the yin to Lindsay's yang, while Lindsay brings the comedy, Cattie brings the seriousness. She always focuses on getting everything perfect and whenever something goes wrong she blames Lindsay.
Episode count: 19
First Appearance: 1x1: Pilot

Emi D'Archy: 14 year old Italian heiress born and raised, Emily Rose Charlotte Anne D'Archy aka Emi, brings the beauty. In the first Season Emi shows off her stuff in the fashion show and at kareoke night. While many guys are always falling for her, she is less than friendly with her family and Jess.
Episode count: 16
first appearance: 1x3: The Halloween Fashion Show

Kelsey Santoll: In Season one, the 14 year old blonde hair, green eyed Kelsey brought the maturity to the show. She was there to give the moral to the story, babysit Anders, and keep Cattie and Lindsay in line. In the Season finale we learn that she went to a University pre-school inferring that she may be smarter than Cattie.
Episode count: 15
first appearance: 1x3: The Halloween Fashion Show

Jess Sanxay: In Season 1, we were introduced to the 16 year old Jessica "Jess" Sanxay who brought the angst to the show. She was always annoyed with somebody for something, more often than not it was Emi or Lindsay.
Episode Count: 12
first appearance: 1x3: The Halloween Fashion Show

Anders Donovan: The main guy in the series who won't admit that he's hopelessly in love with Emi (while trying to get over past relationships with Jess and Lindsay *gasp* and of course dating his "lovely" girlfriend Monica Chandler)
Episode Count: 17
first appearance: 1x3: The Halloween Fashion Show

Joy Beaucroft: Jess' friend who thinks of herself as the most beautiful, perfect girl on the race of the earth.
Episode count: 9
first appearance: 1x03: The Halloween Fashion Show

Lighters Lightning: Lighters is a lighting bolt that Lindsay is in love with. He electricutes whenever she touches him.
Episode count: 9
first appearance: 1x13: My pre-school was better than yours

Savannah Capelle: Savannah is 13 in Season 1 (14 in Season 2) and isn't talked about much but is cited as the singer. She may have a larger part in Season 2.
Episode count: 9
first appearance: 1x03: The Halloween Fashion Show

Sabrina Alsop: A friend of Cattie and Lindsay who likes Xiaolin Showdown, guys and music.
Episode count: 6
first appearance: 1x03 The Halloween Fashion Show

Lori Davion: Lori is a two year old Blonde girl who easily gives into Lindsay's excitement and stupidity.
Episode Count: 6
first appearance: 1x02 The Nightmare a Week before Halloween that's haunting Lindsay's few thoughts at night

Raina Porter: Raina is a three year old red head who like Lori, easily gives into Lindsay's excitement and stupidity.
Episode Count: 6
first appearance: 1x02 The Nightmare a Week before Halloween that's haunting Lindsay's few thoughts at night

Shauna Daniells: Kelsey and Emi's friend.
Portrayed by: Maria Yolk
Episode count: 5
first appearance: 1x3: The Halloween Fashion Show

Derrick Wendell: Emi's ex-boyfriend, he isn't feautured much and not much is known about him except that he cheat's on Emi. They dated from 1x06-2x01.
Episode count: 5
first appearance: 1x06: Meat Your Date
last appearance: 1x11: Our Trip to Italy Part 2

Monica Chandler: Anders' girlfriend. She's blonde with blue eyes and doesn't love Anders as much as she seems to love Derrick.
Episode count: 4
first appearance: 1x08: Emi is the Real Sugar Baby

Melissa Porter: Melissa is Raina's older sister, while Raina is a pre-schooler, Melissa is an elementary school student who takes after Cattie in the brains department, but feels a certain closeness to Emi.
Episode Count: 4
first appearance: 1x03 The Halloween Fashion Show

Season 1 Episodes

Episode 1: Pilot (My TV)
Cattie and Lindsay battle it out for the remote

Episode 2: The Nightmare a week before Halloween that's haunting Lindsay's few thoughts at night.
Lindsay has been having nightmares, can they stop?

Episode 3: The Halloween Fashion Show
Happy Halloween! Cattie and Lindsay host a costume fashion show.

Episode 4: Election Day
Cattie and Lindsay give their views on Election Day.

Episode 5: The Inside Scoop
Lindsay gives the audience the inside scoop on what goes on backstage.

Episode 6: Meat Your Date
Lindsay makes a dress out of meat for Emi's date with Derrick.

Episode 7: Dancing Desires
While watching Dancing with the Stars, Lindsay, Cattie, Kelsey, Emi, Jess and company decide they want to dance like Apolo and Julianne.

Episode 8: Emi is the Real Sugar Baby
The group goes to a coffee house and Emi sings Kareoke.

Episode 9: Crazy Lady!
Derrick, Emi, Anders, and Kelsey all go to the park together. Cattie and Lindsay are in the pool with Raina and Lori but end up getting out and getting chased by a whole hive of bees, they run over to Emi who has begun leading a tour group into thinking that Jess is a crazy lady. The following day Jess finds out...

Episode 10: Our Italy Trip part 1
Emi's rich parents invite Emi and the others to Italy, and they end up on a journey around the world with Lindsay as their Chaffeur.

Episode 11: Our Italy Trip part 2
The C&L girls get ready for a fancy party Emi's family is throwing, the drama begins when some people focus on the dance and others focus on other desires.

Episode 12: Cattie and Lindsay make a Music Video
Cattie and Lindsay decide to make a music video but with the people who are helping them...they need a miracle to make it work.

Episode 13: My Pre-school was better than yours
The girls of The Cattie and Lindsay show have a discussion on where they went to preschool and how they think it's better than somebody else's preschool.

Season 2

Episode 1: Girlfriend
Emi thinks that Derrick is cheating on her with Anders' girlfriend Monica.

Episode 2: Mommy Dearest
Sabrina finds out that she is pregnant with Joe Super-Reporter's child.

Episode 3: The Filler Musical
The Cast of the Cattie and Lindsay Show shows off their musical talent for the crowd, bound to get some laughs out of people who saw the VMAs...hopefully.

Episode 4: Sing your heart out somewhere Else! This is MY WEDDING!
Sabrina's wedding to Joe hits a snag when Cattie, Lindsay, Kelsey, Emi, Jess and Shauna decide to sing.

Episode 5: The Blizzard
There's a storm a brewing and Cattie and Lindsay are waiting for the worst.

Episode 6: Hi We're Back...WITH DRAMA!
Yep, Zephyr Productions is back...and you've missed a lot on the Cattie and Lindsay Show.

Episode 7: Disney Tips from the Pros
I guess going once for a wedding at the Wedding Pavilion makes them pros?